Imagine gettin’ on the ole Twitter machine, firing off a lil innocuous response to an NFL team account like “qander3422” did here:
You shoot off the tweet, acknowledge how smart you seem in your brain and go on about your day. Nothing like disparaging a lil’ celebrity to let off a little steam. They’ve got too many followers to respond to someone like you, so why not act like a smart ass. It’s your chance!
The perfect crime.
Until..
You look back at your phone.
It’s getting blown up.
You think to yourself…”Did I FINALLY go viral? It’s my big day!”
You’re excited as all hell until you find out that you got absolutely bodied by a man that looks like this.
https://twitter.com/Gil_Brandt/status/1111743432169406464
Gil, or whoever he dictated this too, even went through the trouble of putting parenthesis around who the players he’s talking about are. Nothing makes you feel like a simpleton than getting something explained to you. Especially from a guy like your grandfather. Poor “qander”. (Is this the football version of “mansplaining”?)
Most are out there on a patio, catching a happy hour and nice Spring weather.
86 year old Gil, he’s catching bodies.
The S.O.S Call 